In the past three months, I’ve been through three gym lockers and am now on my fourth. Genius! Or not. The first required replacement because I left it hanging on a locker door, never to be seen again. The second was a result of my not having been to the gym for a good month and had, by then, forgotten my “new” lock’s combination. The third was a déjà vu of lost lock experience numéro un.

These are the times when I best live up to my blonde hair. Fingers crossed this fourth lock is the final one I buy for a good while!